What do you get when a programmer works at home with a small child? An homage to Slashdot, sung to the tune of the cartoon Caillou:

I'm just a karma whore
Each day I earn some more
Not quite sure what it's for
Slashdot

So many things to write
All day and every night
My point of view's right
On Slashdot

Defending downloaders
And guys who are gay
With a cowboy and a taco
Leading the way

First posters aren't so tough
They don't think hard enough
Karma is hot stuff
On Slashdot

Slashdot, Slashdot, On Slashdot
Yipee!