(Apologies to Edgar Allen Poe)
I
Tear the envelopes, read the bills-
Stupid bills!
What a world of melancholy their advent instills!
Oh they stink, stink, stink,
In my icy grip of fright!
While the stars revolve, I think,
How the hell I'll eat and drink
With my bank balance so light;
They are slime,...
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Troubled mind
Axe to grind
Future defined
National pain
Hopeful refrain
Ethnic distain
Aryan mythology
Synaptic topology
Goodbye doxology
Political games
Global flames
Faceless names
by ZetaGecko | The Universe
If you've ever scooped cold, hard ice cream with a regular spoon, you're probably familiar with the potential for bending the spoon. Today's blog entry is a public service announcement to help the ice cream eaters of the world avoid this problem.
When scooping ice cream with a regular spoon, you can either let the...
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One man's junk
Is another man's treasure.
I've laid out my junk,
So, what's your pleasure?
I've got CDs
And videos.
You've got a new baby?
I've got baby clothes.
Here are some parts
From old computers,
And books on tape
For you commuters.
How 'bout a loveseat,
Or a kitchen chair?
A waffle iron,...
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A private invitation
From someone I don't know
Arrived in my in box today
I didn't read it though.
Cuz I was busy checking out
Hot tips on penny stocks
I'd gotten from three strangers
Opportunity knocks!
I thought I'd spend the riches
That would soon come rolling in
On a logo for my company,...
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Looking after number one--
The more I work, the more gets done.
...the more I do, the more he asks--
I'll add it to my list of tasks.
My list consists of four main parts:
With urgent tasks is where it starts--
Important first, and then less so.
Below is where non-urgents go.
Non-urgent, but...
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by ZetaGecko | Issues/Problems
Advertising doesn't lie! Or at least when a company advertises their own products' weaknesses, you can believe they're at least as bad as they say they are. So I guess Toyotas must be busted.
The ad I'm referring to is the one where they brag that they have nine models that get better than 30...
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There once was a man named Antone,
Who, to write poems, was known.
Subscribe to my feed,
To my poems read,
And please keep it down when you groan.
Okay, so the first poem in Poeticalizationism doesn't live up to the subtitle: "Do you believe in living beautifully?" My intention is to post new poems...
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by ZetaGecko | Issues/Problems
Today, a Comcast broadband customer tried to sign up on one of my websites. After they submitted the registration form, our system sent them an email, but it appears that Comcast's spam filter misidentified and blocked it. The customer emailed me, and I got their account activated. I'd guess that we've lost a number of...
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by ZetaGecko | Personal
Last year on Mother's Day, the teacher of the Sunday school class that I attend complemented the nice flower arrangement that had been provided on that special day, and joked that on Father's Day, we should have a tool arrangement. By Father's Day, he had forgotten, but I hadn't, and brought in a little sculpture...
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