What we need is a trojan performer who gets up to a level where they get to perform an entire song without getting cut off, and then one day they come in with a song about how Simon is a jerk, or how they're proud to have incited the rudest comment he ever made.

In his defense, he wasn't nearly s offensive last night as I remember him being before, and shockingly, was actually nice from time to time.

"Sinful Simon met an idol, going to the show.
Says Sinful Simon to the idol, 'You dress like a ho!'
Says the idol to Sinful Simon, 'Send me to Hollywood!'
Says Sinful Simon to the idol, 'I would not if I could!'"
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