One man's junk

Is another man's treasure.

I've laid out my junk,

So, what's your pleasure?

I've got CDs

And videos.

You've got a new baby?

I've got baby clothes.

Here are some parts

From old computers,

And books on tape

For you commuters.

How 'bout a loveseat,

Or a kitchen chair?

A waffle iron,...
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A private invitation

From someone I don't know

Arrived in my in box today

I didn't read it though.

Cuz I was busy checking out

Hot tips on penny stocks

I'd gotten from three strangers

Opportunity knocks!

I thought I'd spend the riches

That would soon come rolling in

On a logo for my company,...
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Looking after number one--

The more I work, the more gets done.

...the more I do, the more he asks--

I'll add it to my list of tasks.

My list consists of four main parts:

With urgent tasks is where it starts--

Important first, and then less so.

Below is where non-urgents go.

Non-urgent, but...
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There once was a man named Antone,

Who, to write poems, was known.

Subscribe to my feed,

To my poems read,

And please keep it down when you groan.

Okay, so the first poem in Poeticalizationism doesn't live up to the subtitle: "Do you believe in living beautifully?" My intention is to post new poems...
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What do you get when a programmer works at home with a small child? An homage to Slashdot, sung to the tune of the cartoon Caillou:

I'm just a karma whore

Each day I earn some more

Not quite sure what it's for

Slashdot

So many things to write

All day and every night

My...
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Summary: House of Flying Daggers is eye candy best viewed with one's brain turned off. It had potential--some interesting plot twists, entertaining martial arts action, and rich, beautiful colors throughout--but was ultimately too completely divorced from reality to even approach the level of a movie like Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon.

WARNING: Some spoilers follow

A...
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Anwar got sent home tonight. Anthony didn't. Something is definitely busted. Although Bo has divided my loyalty to Anwar somewhat, I'd have to say that as a musician and a person (as far as I can tell from watching the show), Anwar is my favorite of this year.

Oh well, he may not have won...
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Last night, I did a few experiments taking pictures with a 15 second exposure using the Canon PowerShot A75 that my dad gave my wife and I for Christmas. Here are two of the resulting photos.

This is a view of my neighboor's yard that's visible through my living room window, and is the scen...
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"Five Nines" of up-time for a system isn't so hard to achieve as long as you don't define it as 99.999% availability. Here's a little comic to illustrate:

"Our profits are growing exponentially!" Sounds great, right? Not necessarily. Here's a little one frame comic I drew to show how exponential profit growth can actually be a bad thing