One man's junk
\nIs another man's treasure.
\nI've laid out my junk,
\nSo, what's your pleasure?<\/p>\n
I've got CDs
\nAnd videos.
\nYou've got a new baby?
\nI've got baby clothes.<\/p>\n
Here are some parts
\nFrom old computers,
\nAnd books on tape
\nFor you commuters.<\/p>\n
How 'bout a loveseat,
\nOr a kitchen chair?
\nA waffle iron,
\nOr some silverware?<\/p>\n
This fish tank's still
\nIn top condition.
\nI just got tired
\nOf putting fish in.<\/p>\n
Need ski boots,
\nOr a hockey stick?
\nI've something here
\nThat'll do the trick.<\/p>\n
The sale is over
\nBut my junk's not sold.
\nThrow it away?
\nOh, that's so cold!<\/p>\n
These discs and movies
\nAnd clothes, this chair,
\nThis waffle iron
\nAnd silverware,<\/p>\n
This hockey stick,
\nThis old loveseat,
\nThese ski boots,
\nJust right for my feet,<\/p>\n
To Saturday shoppers
\nJunk they may be,
\nBut they're still worth
\nSomething to me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
One man's junk Is another man's treasure. I've laid out my junk, So, what's your pleasure? I've got CDs And videos. You've got a new baby? I've got baby clothes. Here are some parts From old computers, And books on tape For you commuters. How 'bout a loveseat, Or a kitchen chair? A waffle iron,...
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