A private invitation
\nFrom someone I don't know
\nArrived in my in box today
\nI didn't read it though.<\/p>\n
Cuz I was busy checking out
\nHot tips on penny stocks
\nI'd gotten from three strangers
\nOpportunity knocks!<\/p>\n
I thought I'd spend the riches
\nThat would soon come rolling in
\nOn a logo for my company,
\nAnd Rolexes for my kin,<\/p>\n
Down payments on a home or two
\nWith super interest rates,
\nRolexes for my friends at work--
\nI'd better buy two crates--<\/p>\n
And viagara or cialis
\nOr an herbal remedy
\nTo help my aunt and uncle
\nTo jump start their family.<\/p>\n
It's funny that they call it \"SPAM\"--
\nIt isn't about meat.
\nBut even though it isn't food
\nIt sure is a nice treat!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A private invitation From someone I don't know Arrived in my in box today I didn't read it though. Cuz I was busy checking out Hot tips on penny stocks I'd gotten from three strangers Opportunity knocks! I thought I'd spend the riches That would soon come rolling in On a logo for my company,...
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