{"id":69,"date":"2005-04-28T18:17:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-29T01:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/antone.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/2005\/04\/28\/is-bushs-news-conference-live-or-delayed-a-few-seconds\/"},"modified":"2006-03-24T19:48:58","modified_gmt":"2006-03-25T02:48:58","slug":"is-bushs-news-conference-live-or-delayed-a-few-seconds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/is-bushs-news-conference-live-or-delayed-a-few-seconds\/","title":{"rendered":"Is Bush&#8217;s news conference live or delayed a few seconds?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Watching President Bush's news conference right now, I couldn't help but wonder whether it was \"live\" or whether it is being delayed a few seconds in case he has a wardrobe malfunction, swears at Bin Laden or something.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Watching President Bush's news conference right now, I couldn't help but wonder whether it was \"live\" or whether it is being delayed a few seconds in case he has a wardrobe malfunction, swears at Bin Laden or something.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-69","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}