{"id":68,"date":"2005-04-25T09:28:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-25T16:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/antone.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/2005\/04\/25\/slashdot-to-the-tune-of-caillou\/"},"modified":"2006-03-24T19:50:44","modified_gmt":"2006-03-25T02:50:44","slug":"slashdot-to-the-tune-of-caillou","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/slashdot-to-the-tune-of-caillou\/","title":{"rendered":"Slashdot to the tune of Caillou"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What do you get when a programmer works at home with a small child? An homage to <a href=\"http:\/\/slashdot.org\">Slashdot<\/a>, sung to the tune of the cartoon Caillou:<\/p>\n<p>I'm just a karma whore<br \/>\nEach day I earn some more<br \/>\nNot quite sure what it's for<br \/>\nSlashdot<\/p>\n<p>So many things to write<br \/>\nAll day and every night<br \/>\nMy point of view's right<br \/>\nOn Slashdot<\/p>\n<p>Defending downloaders<br \/>\nAnd guys who are gay<br \/>\nWith a cowboy and a taco<br \/>\nLeading the way<\/p>\n<p>First posters aren't so tough<br \/>\nThey don't think hard enough<br \/>\nKarma is hot stuff<br \/>\nOn Slashdot<\/p>\n<p>Slashdot, Slashdot, On Slashdot<br \/>\nYipee!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What do you get when a programmer works at home with a small child? An homage to Slashdot, sung to the tune of the cartoon Caillou: I'm just a karma whore Each day I earn some more Not quite sure what it's for Slashdot So many things to write All day and every night My...<br \/>[<a class=\"moretag\" href=\"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/slashdot-to-the-tune-of-caillou\/\">read more<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,8,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-68","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-poetry","category-technology"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}