{"id":612,"date":"2009-06-26T04:21:32","date_gmt":"2009-06-26T04:21:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/antone.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/?p=612"},"modified":"2026-10-24T13:40:29","modified_gmt":"2026-10-24T19:40:29","slug":"lookin-for-link-love-in-all-the-wrong-places","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/lookin-for-link-love-in-all-the-wrong-places\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Lookin&#8217; for (Link) Love in All the Wrong Places&#8230;&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here's an image I whipped up for my <a href=\"http:\/\/LinContEx.com\/\">link exchange website<\/a> just after I introduce the problem of what I call \"caveman links pages\":<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lincontex.com\/img\/sales\/lookin-for-link-love.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The caption reads, \"When you're courting the search engines, you have to be sensitive to <i>their<\/i> needs.\" (My wife got a chuckle out of that).<\/p>\n<p>How does the song go?<\/p>\n<p>\"I was lookin' for links in all the wrong places<br \/>\nLookin' for links in spam blogger spaces<br \/>\nSearchin' the web, lookin' for traders<br \/>\nOf what I'm dreamin' of<br \/>\nHopin' to find a PR7 partner<br \/>\nI'll bless the day I can barter<br \/>\nAn easy mark lookin' for links.\"<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here's an image I whipped up for my link exchange website just after I introduce the problem of what I call \"caveman links pages\": The caption reads, \"When you're courting the search engines, you have to be sensitive to their needs.\" (My wife got a chuckle out of that). How does the song go? \"I...<br \/>[<a class=\"moretag\" href=\"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/lookin-for-link-love-in-all-the-wrong-places\/\">read more<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[92,99,98],"class_list":["post-612","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","tag-link-exchange","tag-link-love","tag-link-trade"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/612","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=612"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/612\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":938,"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/612\/revisions\/938"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=612"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=612"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=612"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}