What we need is a trojan performer who gets up to a level where they get to perform an entire song without getting cut off, and then one day they come in with a song about how Simon is a jerk, or how they're proud to have incited the rudest comment he ever made.<\/p>\n
In his defense, he wasn't nearly s offensive last night as I remember him being before, and shockingly, was actually nice from time to time.<\/p>\n
\"Sinful Simon met an idol, going to the show.
\nSays Sinful Simon to the idol, 'You dress like a ho!'
\nSays the idol to Sinful Simon, 'Send me to Hollywood!'
\nSays Sinful Simon to the idol, 'I would not if I could!'\"
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What we need is a trojan performer who gets up to a level where they get to perform an entire song without getting cut off, and then one day they come in with a song about how Simon is a jerk, or how they're proud to have incited the rudest comment he ever made. In...
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