{"id":548,"date":"2008-08-23T17:54:31","date_gmt":"2008-08-23T17:54:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/antone.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/?p=548"},"modified":"2008-08-23T17:56:45","modified_gmt":"2008-08-23T17:56:45","slug":"i-won-more-golds-than-michael-phelps-in-olympic-baseball","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/i-won-more-golds-than-michael-phelps-in-olympic-baseball\/","title":{"rendered":"I Won More Golds Than Michael Phelps &#8230; in &#8220;Olympic Baseball&#8221; With My 5 Year Old"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just got done playing \"Olympic Baseball\" with my five year old. I hit the ball and he handed out medals.<\/p>\n<p>If the ball (his little plastic ball, pitched by his little popup toy) hit the fence, I got a bronze. If it cleared the fence into the back yard, I got silver. And if it went over the house, I got gold. I've never really been a baseball player, but I got more golds than anything -- and although I lost count early on, I'm sure I got a few times as many as Michael Phelps.<\/p>\n<p>Now my arm is sore. Good times.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just got done playing \"Olympic Baseball\" with my five year old. I hit the ball and he handed out medals. If the ball (his little plastic ball, pitched by his little popup toy) hit the fence, I got a bronze. If it cleared the fence into the back yard, I got silver. And if...<br \/>[<a class=\"moretag\" href=\"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/i-won-more-golds-than-michael-phelps-in-olympic-baseball\/\">read more<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[36],"tags":[51,54,53,52],"class_list":["post-548","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-baseball","tag-family","tag-michael-phelps","tag-olympics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/548","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=548"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/548\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=548"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=548"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=548"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}