{"id":510,"date":"2007-11-29T00:47:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-29T00:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/antone.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/2007\/11\/29\/give-a-man-a-fish-and-hell-sue-you\/"},"modified":"2007-11-29T02:34:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-29T02:34:00","slug":"give-a-man-a-fish-and-hell-sue-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/give-a-man-a-fish-and-hell-sue-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Give A Man A Fish, And He&#8217;ll Sue You&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Give a man a fish, and he'll sue you for a lifetime supply. <\/p>\n<p>Teach a man to fish, and his friends will sue you for not teaching them. <\/p>\n<p>Ah, the new American dream! I've read where a number of people have talked about how people they'd given something to got a sense of entitlement, expected more freebies, and even got mad when they finally got kicked off of the gravy train.<\/p>\n<p>Here's my little experience in that arena. A few weeks ago, I had a customer buy a number of my products. After they'd bought the first one, they got \"one time offers\" for discounts on others, which they took. Then they emailed me, asking in a somewhat demanding, entitled tone for a discount on one of my other products.<\/p>\n<p>My first instinct was to say \"eat rocks, just because I gave you a few good deals, that doesn't mean I have to cut my prices for every product.\" Now I like to be nice to people, and I like making sales, but this guy hadn't bought anything that \"entitled\" him to a discount on that product (and when I say \"entitled\", I mean \"for which I had previously decided to offer\" -- not that anyone is literally \"entitled\" to discounts because they bought something else). So I was about to tell him \"sorry, but I don't offer a discount on that product\".<\/p>\n<p>But then I checked and saw that I do. He just needed to go a slightly different route to get there. I'll try to make this comprehensible: He'd bought product A at full price, and gotten a \"one time offer\" for product B at a discount. If instead he'd bought product C at full price, he would have gotten product B as a free bonus, and would have been offered a discount on product D -- the one he was asking for a discount on.<\/p>\n<p>So I emailed him back suggesting that if he bought product C, I'd refund his initial purchase of product B. He did. I made more money. He got the products he wanted and the discount. All was good in the world.<\/p>\n<p>Still it's funny -- if I'd never offered a discount for any of my products, he probably wouldn't have thought twice about paying full price for product D.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Give a man a fish, and he'll sue you for a lifetime supply. Teach a man to fish, and his friends will sue you for not teaching them. Ah, the new American dream! I've read where a number of people have talked about how people they'd given something to got a sense of entitlement, expected...<br \/>[<a class=\"moretag\" href=\"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/give-a-man-a-fish-and-hell-sue-you\/\">read more<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,33],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-510","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-issuesproblems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/510","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=510"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/510\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=510"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=510"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=510"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}