{"id":475,"date":"2006-10-13T11:10:15","date_gmt":"2006-10-13T18:10:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/antone.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/2006\/10\/13\/what-is-imitation-crab-aka-krab-made-of\/"},"modified":"2006-10-13T11:10:15","modified_gmt":"2006-10-13T18:10:15","slug":"what-is-imitation-crab-aka-krab-made-of","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/what-is-imitation-crab-aka-krab-made-of\/","title":{"rendered":"What is imitation crab (aka &#8220;krab&#8221;) made of?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While perusing the junk mail at breakfast this morning, I came across this:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"width: 240px; height: 141px\" src=\"\/img\/blog\/krab.jpeg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Uh...the lobster's pretending to be a crab? I think I understand--he knows that crabs don't get boiled alive.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While perusing the junk mail at breakfast this morning, I came across this: Uh...the lobster's pretending to be a crab? I think I understand--he knows that crabs don't get boiled alive.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-475","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/475","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=475"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/475\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=475"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=475"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=475"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}