{"id":46,"date":"2004-09-27T14:35:14","date_gmt":"2004-09-27T21:35:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/antone.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/2004\/09\/27\/less-whine-more-dine\/"},"modified":"2006-03-24T22:18:03","modified_gmt":"2006-03-25T05:18:03","slug":"less-whine-more-dine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/less-whine-more-dine\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Less whine, more dine!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A few phrases I am wont to use with my one year old:<\/p>\n<p>When he's screaming during a meal: \"Less whine, more dine!\"<br \/>\nWhen he's screaming at bedtime: \"Less scream, more dream!\"<br \/>\nWhen he's screaming rather than communicating: \"Less squawk, more talk!\"<\/p>\n<p>He's a great little boy, but it'll be nice when he learns to talk...until he starts playing 20,000 questions!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A few phrases I am wont to use with my one year old: When he's screaming during a meal: \"Less whine, more dine!\" When he's screaming at bedtime: \"Less scream, more dream!\" When he's screaming rather than communicating: \"Less squawk, more talk!\" He's a great little boy, but it'll be nice when he learns to...<br \/>[<a class=\"moretag\" href=\"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/less-whine-more-dine\/\">read more<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,36],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}