The electronic crystal ball has shown me two words: \"arrogant hermit\". I see a sword. I see a stone. I see a bone. The future becomes clear.<\/p>\n
Archaeologists hope to unearth the remains of medieval knight Galgano Guidotti, an arrogant and lustful knight who later became a hermit. A sword reputed to have been miraculously thrust into a stone by him in 1180 sets over a 6 1\/2 by 3-foot cavity that may be his tomb. This much you can learn without a crystal ball<\/a>.<\/p>\n I foresee that the cavity will be found to contain bones. However, a moment's glance will reveal that they are not from a human. Further analysis will confirm that they are rabbit bones, and that they have human tooth marks on them. I ... uh ... \"aftsee\" (?) that the rabbit was eaten by Guidotti after his sword pierced both the stone and the rabbit in a single blow. I foresee that speculation will arise that this rabbit is the real rabbit from the Monty Python version of the King Arthur legend. I further foresee that as a result of the confirmation provided by the rabbit, Monty Python's Holy Grail will be taught as historical fact at the university level.<\/p>\n Can this future be avoided? It can by releasing an edited version of the movie featuring a vicious badger with sharp pointy teeth.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The electronic crystal ball has shown me two words: \"arrogant hermit\". I see a sword. I see a stone. I see a bone. The future becomes clear. Archaeologists hope to unearth the remains of medieval knight Galgano Guidotti, an arrogant and lustful knight who later became a hermit. A sword reputed to have been miraculously...
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