{"id":11,"date":"2005-08-22T11:58:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-22T18:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/antone.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/2005\/08\/22\/the-bills-ii\/"},"modified":"2006-03-24T16:44:35","modified_gmt":"2006-03-24T23:44:35","slug":"the-bills-ii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/the-bills-ii\/","title":{"rendered":"The Bills II"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Again, apologies to Edgar Allen Poe :-)<\/p>\n<p>II.<\/p>\n<p>Read the moldy water bills,<br \/>\nGrimy bills!<br \/>\nWhat a world of drippiness their damp content refills!<br \/>\nDew on barmy head alights<br \/>\nHow the drippings give me frights!<br \/>\nFrom the liquid-schmiquid drops,<br \/>\nAnd my plugged drain,<br \/>\nWhat a limpid puddle plops<br \/>\n'Neath a turtle's belly flops, while she floats<br \/>\nThrough my brain!<br \/>\nOh, from out the garden hose,<br \/>\nWhat a gush of H<sub>2<\/sub>0 voluminously flows!<br \/>\nHow it leaks!<br \/>\nHow it soaks<br \/>\nThe furniture! How it sneaks<br \/>\nThrough the rupture, oh the jokes<br \/>\nI am thinking 'bout the stinking<br \/>\nWater bills, bills, bills,<br \/>\nWater bills, bills, bills, bills,<br \/>\nBills, bills, bills-<br \/>\nOh the slimy, stinky, grimy water bills!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Again, apologies to Edgar Allen Poe :-) II. Read the moldy water bills, Grimy bills! What a world of drippiness their damp content refills! Dew on barmy head alights How the drippings give me frights! From the liquid-schmiquid drops, And my plugged drain, What a limpid puddle plops 'Neath a turtle's belly flops, while she...<br \/>[<a class=\"moretag\" href=\"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/the-bills-ii\/\">read more<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zeta.geckotribe.com\/alpha-gecko\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}